You are a gentleman and a scholar

Everyone who knows what that's from gets a prize:





As if that weren't enough for my un-update, here's an Irishman:

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups = God exists

Metal Cart! Hand Sanitizer! Dog! Synthetic Pants!
This is a threat to germaphobic, pet-owning, polyester pants wearers everywhere.
I’ve run out of room for the metal cart, so I’ve included an asterisk and a footnote over here.