Colbewart

Carell returns for 3rd interview since leaving TDS. I miss Produce Pete and Even Stevphen.

This is America! If we can put a man on the moon, we can put an 'i' in 'team'.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups = God exists

Metal Cart! Hand Sanitizer! Dog! Synthetic Pants!
This is a threat to germaphobic, pet-owning, polyester pants wearers everywhere.
I’ve run out of room for the metal cart, so I’ve included an asterisk and a footnote over here.

I really hope whatever this segment is gets aired.

As BWE put it, Gangbangin' with Mr. Cooper.

Jonnie Hungry!!!!

Ahahahah. He showed this after talking about how excited the news media was that they had a new story instead of boring campaign coverage...

SEXY BACK!

for some reason the original was deleted, but this clip is even funnier.

My lovelies have returned

this is from when comedy central made them return:
"We would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence."
-A Daily Show and The Coal-berT Report

more sassy quotes later...busy as a bee.